Month: February 2006

Curious George

Curious George

Tonight, Angela and I took Andrew to his first movie in a theater.  Unless I’m mistaken, it was also the first movie we’ve let him sit and watch start to finish uninterrupted (though Finding Nemo may have taken that honor).  At any rate, it was a pretty big deal.  We were a bit hesitant, as “children’s movies” tend to frighten us.  From the “not really for children but that didn’t stop half of America” movies like Shrek, to the the “tamer” children’s films like The Incredibles, the content is often, we feel, inappropriate for children, certainly for our 2 1/2 year old.  We just don’t understand why we have to have bodily noises and not so veiled “OK” profanities (Shrek’s “talking ass”) in a kid’s movie. 

It is with that trepidation that we began to think about Curious George, a character that he loves.  We usually read at least one book a day, and George is often the bed time story of choice for Andrew.  We read a number of reviews of the movie, however, that gave us pause:  the audience is led to accept the theory of evolution ; the characters intentionally tell a lie; and a smattering of other concerns.  We also read a review, though, that said Hollywood somehow managed to make a kid’s show devoid of toilet humor (which is all too often with movies not just a slang term) and that every parent should run to let their children see this great family film.  We decided we’d take him and see if he would love the film as much as we thought he would.  We were not disappointed.

This movie was awesome.  Possibly one of the best cartoons I’ve seen in years.  Andrew, of course, loved seeing George on the big screen, and the dialog was funny without being crass.  The only exception is when Ted (the name they gave The Man with the Yellow Hat, most likely, to make the dialog easier) is driving down the highway in very crazy traffic and yells back at an apparently angry driver something to the tune “it’s not even physically possible to do that to myself.”  While I wish they had left that out, it’s certainly better than a cartoon using the word “ass” “legitimately.”  The story was good, and the antics had me at times, almost literally falling out of my seat.  I’m not sure why I found it so funny when Ted stared directly into the sun (the sure absurdity of it, I’m sure), but it sure did kill me.

We walked away from this movie 100% glad we took Andrew to see it.  The “lie” was, in our estimation, a gross over-exaggeration (they thought about deceiving people to save their museum but did not actually do it), and, aside from Ted’s discussion of prehistoric “man,” the evolution concern seemed a bit over-blown as well.  If asked, I think would unequivocally suggest this movie to parents of young children.  I even hope they make another. 🙂

On a side note, anyone reading this who does not have his or own child may not understand this, but the feeling I got seeing the absolute excitement and joy and Andrew’s face when he first saw George on the screen is one of the greatest feelings ever.  Completely indescribable, but extremely cool.  I’m extremely grateful God has blessed in such a way as to allow little indulgences like that.  My family and I have much to be thankful for.

Holy Drastic Diastema, Batman!

Holy Drastic Diastema, Batman!

There’s a good chance that anyone who happens to read this knows that I’m getting braces.  If not, let me get you caught up. My teeth have always been really crowded and crooked, and, over time, I’d gotten used to it.  I just accepted it and moved on happily with life. Last fall, my dentist suggested I get braces to fix the crowding, as that crowding was likely to cause problems later in life.  “Pay for it now, or pay for it later.”  We opted to pay for it now.  With such severe crowding, however, my orthodontist felt it best to create more room by palatal expansion (tooth removal was deemed unacceptable).

So, to faciliate this palatal expansion, I had a “minor” surgery called a LeForte I Osteotomy, in which they make an incision in my gums along my upper jaw (almost ear to ear), cut the bone connecting my upper jaw to my skull (though it’s still attached along the nasal septum and at two points in the back), then, using an osteotome, or a “fancy word for a chisel”, and a mallet, hammer away at the osteotomy (?) along the roof of my mouth. The expansion is then accomplished by an expansion appliance cemented to my teeth, spanning the roof of my mouth, one crank per night, resulting in the aforementioned diastema. Which brings me back to my point.

After a week and a half of expansion, I have a HUGE diastema.  The oral surgeon told me that I’d have no problem winning a watermelon seed spitting contest once the expansion was complete. Right now, it looks like I’ll have no problem winning a watermelon spitting contest. 😛 Once the braces go on, that space will be filled by moving my teeth around toward the front, but, right now, I don’t know if I look more like Madonna or Mike Tyson. 😛

Some have suggested another alternative.

How I spent the better part of an hour

How I spent the better part of an hour

At work, I’m trying to learn how to use Acegi Security, a security framework for Java web applications.  I was using this tutorial, which was written for version 0.8.3, whereas I had installed 1.0.0RC2.  Here’s the process I went through to update the code to use the newest version of Acegi Security:

  1. start container
  2. watch it crash
  3. kill container
  4. fix config
  5. start container
  6. watch it crash
  7. dig through docs to see what I missed
  8. make fix
  9. restart container
  10. watch it crash
  11. repeat ad nauseum

But it’s working now, and that makes me happy. 🙂

Potty Training

Potty Training

Right now, we’re trying to potty train Andrew.  I had him on the toilet and Angela went off to get his jammies.  While she was gone, I cupped my hand at the side of my mouth, got all excited and whispered, “Can you go to the bathroom before Mother gets back?” 

Andrew cups his at the side of his mouth, leans toward me, and whispers “No.”

I think it’s all here

I think it’s all here

Well, I think I have everything copied over from my old new blog to my new new blog, and hopefully I won’t have to do all of that again. I didn’t copy everything, as, honestly, some of that stuff is either no longer really relevant, or just doesn’t interest me much anymore (blogs concering the ’04 presidential election, for example, didn’t fare well in the entry transfer).

I hope there’s something of interest up already, and I hope to be better about updating this thing. We’ll see.

First Century Emails

First Century Emails

Chris is a friend of mine from church. For good or ill, our senses of humor run along the same lines in many ways. What you’ll see below is an email exchange he and I had in regard to a ticket to our church’s annual Men’s Dinner, written in lofty language and following the pattern we see in the Pauline epistles. It’s good stuff. I’ve added a few links to help explain some of the “inside” humor. Enjoy! 🙂

The Righteous Reverend Jason Lee,

Greetings in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

I have heard, through Senator Hobbs, that you are on the mend from surgery. I pray that God’s healing will come swiftly to your body.

I wanted to ask if you had any interest in attending the Men’s Dinner this Thursday at 6:30 p.m. I have purchased a couple of tables for the purpose of recruiting single men, and I have been mostly successful. However, I have a few tickets remaining.

Would you be interesting in coming? I’m even offering a $1 discount from the regular $10 rate, and I promise the quality of fellowship will be sensational or I’ll give you your money back!

Let me know if you’d like to come,

Chris


Greetings brother. Your fellow bond servant in Christ salutes you. I am humbled that you have taken an interest in the well being of your lowly brother, and cherish the inquiry. I am, indeed, faring well, as God has been kind to hold me in His strong right hand and work a healing upon my form. Many thanks be to our Heavenly Father for His innumerable mercies. Amen.

Brother, I am more than happy to avail myself of one of your remaining tickets to the Men’s Dinner this Thursday evening. I look forward to our repast with much anticipation, and fully expect that the fellowship and breaking of bread to be a boon to body, mind, and spirit. Thank you for your generous offer. I shall recompense you this evening, should you be able to join us for the teaching of our Father’s Word. Should you be unable to join us, I shall be sure to bring adequate funds for you Thursday evening.

Dear brother in Christ, I must now close this brief missive and attend to the work in which our Lord has placed me. May the Father shower you with mercies this day as you labor and travel. Hold fast to the Faith. Greet the brothers with a holy karip. Amen.


Jason


An excellent pontification you penned in your response, dear brother! Your amanuensis represents you well.

I am filled with exceeding great joy that you have accepted my offer and that you will be gracing us with your presence tomorrow evening.

Alas, I do regret that I will miss the gathering of believers to heed the apostles’ teaching this evening. But I will be ministering unto the commoners who come in mass to witness the battle being displayed by the Hornets and the Sonics in the great coliseum known as the Ford Center.

I praise God for the opportunity of fellowship we will share Thursday evening. May all our fellow saints who come be edified and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ receive much glory.

I will look diligently for your presence tomorrow evening. I know you don’t see the large letters I write for I have been graciously allowed to key my response.

The Lord bless you and give you perfect peace!

Hello

Hello

Well, I think this is where I’ll stick my blog for now.  Self-hosting isn’t a real good option as I don’t want to pay for another domain, and a sub-domain of an exisiting one reveals too much personal information.  I didn’t like some of the other blog sites I’ve looked at, but this one seems to be OK.  I’ll try to copy over any content that might be of interest, as well as making this look a little better.  The colors are blah, that title is pretty dumb.  Once I get over this surgery, hopefully I’ll have time…