Funny Bumper Stickers

Over at The Corner, they have a pretty funny thread about bumper stickers going.  Here are some highlights:

Great Bumper Sticker [Jonah Goldberg]
Yesterday the fair Jessica and I were stuck behind a pickup truck with many liberal bumper stickers. My favorite was (quoting from memory) “Let’s have a time limit on poverty, not just welfare.” I love this. The image that comes to mind is of some dude lying on the couch, his wife and/or mother hectoring him to get a job and he says, “look, my poverty time limit is over in six months, then we’re golden.”

Re: Great Bumper Stickers [John Podhoretz]
I visualized world peace once. It was nice.

Re: Great Bumper Stickers [Jonah Goldberg]
I once imagined a world where we paid for our military with a Pentagon bake sale. It raised $113.48. The following week Belize declared war on us.

Good stuff. 🙂