Another Loss
At the Lee house, we’ve suffered another sad loss. It was not an unexpected loss, I guess, but its suddenness certainly was: We’ve lost Abby. …
At the Lee house, we’ve suffered another sad loss. It was not an unexpected loss, I guess, but its suddenness certainly was: We’ve lost Abby. …
I’ve groused here and in meat space before about what I consider a pretty vacuous campaign on the part of Obama. It’s all about hope and being audacious, apparently. Recently, as most of us not under a rock are probably aware, the Clinton campaign ran a pretty controversial “3am phone call” ad, asking who people would rather having answer that emergency 3am call to the president. Interesting question, I guess, but what’s more interesting to me is the response from Obama fans. Ignoring the substance of the ad, some seem to prefer burying our heads in the sand and imagining with John Lennon. To wit (emphasis added):
I’ll tell you what I want: someone with ideas that might actually work, rather than someone passing out warm fuzzies and hugs on the campaign trail.
I love this song. A LEGO video could not be more appropriate, I think. 🙂
Another everybodyduck song, if you can imagine that. This one, “Get in the Plate,” is a pretty good treatment of the idea that we can go to church, throw some money in the plate, and be done with things:
10% so very small
Most don’t feel it though at all
Just a fulfillment of a holy quota we guess we should keep
We believe what God desires is our money
The whole gift of giving we’ve completely missed
And while my solution may at first seem funny
If you truly want to give God what He wants I must insist
Get in the plate
Blow the ushers mind
When the offering plate is passed just climb in one foot at a time
Get in the plate
Try something new
Jesus won’t accept your offering until you’ve offered you
We’ll need forklifts in the aisles
Just to move the bodies piled
In the offering plate so high it’ll scrape the roof
No one ever will complain
Singing [something i can’t understand] ….
But this dream world is in [can’t understand these lyrics]
Do you tithe to ease the guilt you feel inside?
Death to self is what the gospel is demanding
So put your patronizing gifts away get in the plate and ride
Get in the plate
Blow the ushers mind
When the offering plate is passed just climb in one foot at a time
Get in the plate
Try something new
Jesus won’t accept your offering until you’ve offered you
We believe what God desires is our money
The whole gift of giving we’ve completely missed
And while my solution may at first seem funny
If you truly want to give God what He wants I must insist
Get in the plate
Blow the ushers mind
When the offering plate is passed just climb in one foot at a time
Get in the plate
Try something new
Jesus won’t accept your offering until you’ve offered you
Here is a great praise and worship song from ebd, Sustained:
Jesus Your love is enough
Sufficient for me
All I have needed You’ve given for free
Your love is enough
Don’t need man’s applause
I know what I’m worth I remember the cross
I’m sustained oh Lord
When Your light surrounds me the world goes away
I’m sustained oh Lord
My heart knows Your love like it flows through my veins
Such peace and contentment I found in Your grace
I can’t think why I’ve ever complained
You love me, what more can I want?
I’m sustained
One of my favorite bands of all time is the band “everybodyduck.” They have (usually) fun, bouncy songs with masterful musician, and insightful, often witty, lyrics. Recently, I lucked up the web site of their lead singer, Darin McWaters. On this site, I found they’re giving away (sort of) their music (they have a PayPal account setup for donations). As I’ve listened to some of the songs I had been unable to find locally to buy on disc, I’d run across some songs that I wanted to share with others, so I’m going to start a new “section” here, lyrics, where I’ll post the lyrics (and, in the case of everybodyduck, links to the song). So, without further ado, Doug Eats Dirt:
First, a note on these lyrics. I can’t find them anywhere on the internet, so I did my best to transcribe them as I listened to the song. There are places where I did the best I can, and others (marked ellipses) where I just had to leave it blank. Maybe Darin will see these and help me out. 🙂(I found these here. They seem to be pretty accurate, though I made a couple of tweaks below.)
This song I found pretty challenging, and I’ve though about the dirt I may be eating. Where does one draw the line between relaxation and eating dirt? When does relaxing become…negligent?
Well his family, quite perplexed, have done all they can think to do
No plate of decent food distracts Doug from the soil he’s partial to
And he otherwise seems normal when his feeding times are through
Still there’s something not quite right with mud-stained teeth.
Cuz while on one hand we’re glad that eating dirt’s not something you die from
When there’s healthy food available it just seems sort of dumb.
Doug eats dirt! Lots of dirt!
Breakfast, lunch and dinner Doug only eats dirt!
Mud and clay and silt and sand, Doug just didn’t understand
That it doesn’t become good for you because it doesn’t hurt.
Sure if Doug was drinking poison there’d be much cause for alarm
But despite the brown ring round his mouth dirt can’t do Doug much harm.
So we tolerate his swallowing like pigs out on the farm
Still it doesn’t change the fact we wish he’d stop!
Cause if he’d eat healthy food not only would it help him grow
It would help improve digestion which has become rather slow.
It’s a proven fact that dirt clods make it really hard to grow
That decided would really clean him up a lot
Cuz while on one we’re glad that eating dirt’s not something you die from
When there’s healthy food available it just seems sort of dumb.
We’ve all got a choice between the bad, the neutral and the good.
Choosing death by drinking poison clearly no sane person would.
Still we don’t choose that which grows even though we know we should.
We’re satisfied with that which doesn’t hurt or help.
All these awkward minutes that don’t contradict God’s will
But not all things benefit us yet we choose do them still
And how can we ever hope to be like Jesus was until
We start refusing that which doesn’t help us grow.
Cuz while on one we’re glad that eating dirt’s not something we die from
When there’s healthy food available it just seems sort of dumb.
We eat dirt! Lots of dirt!
Breakfast, lunch and dinner we only eat dirt!
Mud and clay and silt and sand we just gotta understand
That it doesn’t become good for us because it doesn’t hurt.
Q: Why does Bob Stoops eat his chili on a plate?
A: If it were in a bowl, he’d choke.
I don’t get Calvinism. At all. There are several things that just don’t seem to make sense at all to me, if we assume that the Calvinist view of predestination is correct. My understanding of “Calvinism” (by which most people mean predestination, though I there’s more to John Calvin’s teaching than this) is that God made everyone, but he actively chooses who will be able to go to Heaven. His disposition to everyone else is debated: either God lets them go to Hell by default, or He actively chooses who goes to Hell (often called “double predestination”). Either way, some people are going to Heaven and the rest to Hell, and there’s nothing they can do with that. I have several problems with that.
My biggest complaint is that I don’t think it squares with scripture. For example, John 3:16 says “For God so love the world…” and Romans 5:6 says that “.For while we were still helpless, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly.” In neither of those examples, or others I’ve looked at, is the idea of “the world” or “the ungodly” encumbered with the idea of only part of the world or some of the ungodly. In fact, the Greek word in John 3:16 is the masculine accusative singular noun ton kosmon, a word meaning “world, universe, or mankind.” I’m not a koine Greek expert, but that term seems pretty all-encompassing. Somehow, though, and I’ve yet to see a convincing argument presented defending this, Calvinists construe that to mean “world in the sense of those He’s chosen.”
Furthermore, they say that grace is is irresistible (the “I” in “TULIP”). If God has chosen you, you will accept it. If that’s so, then how does the Calvinist handle Matthew 23:37:
or Acts 7:51:
It seems to me that the nation of Israel was God’s chosen people (and still are, according to some), so if He chose them, how can they resist? I’ve had some Calvinists hide behind the idea of God’s “sovereign will” and his “permissive will” (if I have the terms right). Apparently, it’s God’s sovereign will that is irresistible and not necessarily known to us, and it is by this will that the elect are sealed. His permissive will, on the other, is what he has made known to us and is open to negotiation, something akin to “Here’s what I really want, but if you want to reject it, well, it’s your neck.” According to one Calvinist I talked to, the passages above refer to God’s permissive will, so Israel was free to reject the offer of salvation.
Here’s my problem with that: if God says on one hand, salvation for all, as this Calvinist apologist suggested, but then, according to his sovereign will, says, “Not really. Just these people over here,” doesn’t that make God a charlatan? While saying one thing, he knows and means something else? If that’s the case, can we trust anything God has said? It wouldn’t seem so.
I have a logical problem with Calvinism too: If someone is not free to choose one thing or another, how can he be held accountable for the “choice” he does “make?” For example, if I give one of my sons only one option (i.e., to disobey me), and then he disobeys me, am I justified in punishing him? I don’t see how. The theological terms “libertarian freedom” and “combatibilistic freedom” come to play here. Libertarian freedom says that man is free to choose or to choose otherwise. The compatibilistic view of freedom holds that a person is still free even if his choices are limited to only one thing, so long as that one thing is the thing that person would freely choose if given an alternative. So, if you would freely choose chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream (and who wouldn’t?) if you were standing in a Braum’s, then your freedom is in no way limited if you’re given only that option. To me, that view just doesn’t make sense at all, but Calvinism seems to be predicated up on it. “Well that guy would choose to reject God anyway, so there’s really no need to give him a choice.” According to Romans 1:18-20, though, God has revealed Himself to us through creation so that we are “without excuse,” with Romans 2:15 telling us that “the work of the Law [is] written in [our] hearts.”
From another perspective, if God’s grace is truly irresistible, then what’s the point in evangelism and missions? If God’s will is inevitable, then why the need for human agency in the spreading of the Gospel. If God has chosen Billy in Oklahoma City or Shambel in Ethiopia for salvation, it’s going to happen, right? No need to waste time and energy trying to find them, possibly losing our lives in the process, right? God’s will will be done, regardless of human choices, so humans become irrelevant it would seem. From what I hear, Calvinists theologians like John MacArthur get quite agitated at such assertions, but I’ve yet to see a adequate rebuttal.
I’d like to say that, ultimately, who is right and who is wrong doesn’t really matter — that it’s just pedantic theological wrangling, but that’s not completely accurate. In terms of personal salvation, that’s probably true. I stand convinced that the Spirit of the Living God resides in my heart, securing my soul to Him so that I will stand — by His grace alone — on that terrible day of judgment. Whether God chose me to be saved or just knew that I would (two alternate ways of interpreting the idea of predestination, of which I hold to the latter) is mostly immaterial: I stand righteous before God through the blood of His Son. In a more general sense, though, the Calvinist view does affect one’s view of the world. I’ve heard of Calvinist Believers taking umbrage at a church teaching their children the song “Jesus Loves Me” because, in their view, they’re “not sure” He does. Additionally, it taints your view of how church should be “done.” I’ve heard Calvinists lampoon and lament, basically, the inclusion of, for lack of a better word, the arts in a worship service, as they view it as the intrusion of the world into church in order to “trick” someone into salvation, as if man has any sort of hand in that (believing is, after all, act, and Ephesians 2:78 precludes that).
So this isn’t a dry, dusty, and ultimately pointless discussion and pursuit. It deepens our understanding of who God is, and helps us flesh out other doctrines and theological stances, and that’s never a bad thing.