Earth Days Makes Me… Red!

I hate Earth Day.  For some reason, the Hollywood better-than-yous feel the need to scatter across the country telling me how we’re destroying the planet, all the while living the other 364.2425 days in giant mansions, flying in private jets, and driving Hummers.  Sure, as Christians, we should all be good stewards of the planet, but Earth Day, and the week of “green” nonsense that comes with it, grates more than a Barbra Streisand song.  As a nice antidote, I present to you (with apologies for a touch of coarser content), Louis Black: