Author: jason

A Run to Remember

A Run to Remember

I ran in my first marathon yesterday, though it was only a relay — a 5K leg at that — but I ran! 🙂  Our team’s goal was to finish, and that’s what we did, with no one walking, so we feel pretty good about that.  By other’s standards, we didn’t do too well.  Luckily, we weren’t out to impress anyone. 🙂  My brother-in-law, though, ran the whole thing, and did pretty well.  He ran 26ish miles.  I ran 3.1.  I felt pretty silly getting my picture taken with him afterwards for our accomplishments, but, graded on a scale, I guess it was a big thing for me. 🙂

Funny “Dance” Video

Funny “Dance” Video

I got to talking to my brother- and father-in-law over the weekend about a video about Steve Ballmer on YouTube that I found pretty funny, if not somewhat embarrassing.  To really appreciate it, though, you have to sit through a couple of others, or at least be somewhat familiar with them.

Here‘s the “original” Steve Ballmer video, lovingly referred to as The
Monkey Dance. You don’t necessarily have to watch the whole thing, but it’s only a  minute 12 long, and your life will be that much better. 😉 Then there’s this video. A little less hyper, but just as…um… dumb. 😛

Take those two appalling displays, layer on a catchy beat, and you have
some High Techno fun!  (You like that?  High techo + techno? 🙂 We all at one point or another will embarrass ourselves in public — I’m exhibit A on that one — but this guy doesn’t seem to be aware of how…crazy he comes across, or maybe he doesn’t care.  Either way, the dance mix is pretty funny stuff. 😛

Vista…Nail…Coffin?

Vista…Nail…Coffin?

For me the “Windows Question” has long since been decided.  I don’t like it.  I don’t want it.  I use it only because I have to.  Others feel differently, and that’s fine.  In fact, a good friend of mine, who is likely reading this post via an RSS feed :), really likes Windows and makes a good living writing Windows software, for which I applaud him, but I’m digressing.  Personally, I prefer a Unix or Unix-like operating system, especially on the server, though I’ve also enjoyed using Linux on the desktop as well.  For me, then, there’s really nothing to debate, but for many, there is, which makes this article extremely interesting.  Does not sound good at all.

Mohler’s Concession

Mohler’s Concession

In a recent Time article, Al Mohler concedes “that science may one day prove homosexuals are born gay” and he very well could be right. This was greeted by the homosexual community with a fair amount of glee, until they read where he states that, even if this scenario should come to pass, it in no way changes the morality of the lifestyle.  Conservative evangelicals hold that homosexuality is a sin, no matter what its cause, just as we don’t condone drunkenness, gluttony, and chronic anger, for example.  It may be that there is a biological cause for these lifestyles (indeed, there is strong support for a predisposition to anger and gluttony/obesity), but that doesn’t negate their harmful moral and physical consequences, nor does it remove from those afflicted the necessity to resist the predisposition.  These people1 (and, maybe, someday homosexuals) may have the deck stacked against them, genetically, but that doesn’t mean one should just give into any old urge that crosses our mind.  To that point, we all have the obligation to pursue a life of holiness, whether our sin is as “big” as homosexuality or adultery, or as “little” as speeding or “white” lies.  The Holiness of the Lord makes no distinction, and neither should we.

1 I use the phrase “these people” with the painful understanding that it is far too common for Christians to separate ourselves falsely from “these people.” It doesn’t take a whole lot of honesty to see that we’re just as flawed as those we pharisaically excoriate, so it is certainly with the humility of an admitted sinner that I make these statements, knowing full well that I have my own list of offenses for which to answer.

Funny Bumper Stickers

Funny Bumper Stickers

Over at The Corner, they have a pretty funny thread about bumper stickers going.  Here are some highlights:

Great Bumper Sticker [Jonah Goldberg]
Yesterday the fair Jessica and I were stuck behind a pickup truck with many liberal bumper stickers. My favorite was (quoting from memory) “Let’s have a time limit on poverty, not just welfare.” I love this. The image that comes to mind is of some dude lying on the couch, his wife and/or mother hectoring him to get a job and he says, “look, my poverty time limit is over in six months, then we’re golden.”

Re: Great Bumper Stickers [John Podhoretz]
I visualized world peace once. It was nice.

Re: Great Bumper Stickers [Jonah Goldberg]
I once imagined a world where we paid for our military with a Pentagon bake sale. It raised $113.48. The following week Belize declared war on us.

Good stuff. 🙂

“I Oppose It…I Hate It…However I Believe in a Woman’s Right to Choose”

“I Oppose It…I Hate It…However I Believe in a Woman’s Right to Choose”

In a recent interview with Sean Hannity, GOP presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani said this of abortion, “I oppose it…I hate it…However I believe in a woman’s right to choose.”  Why the tension?  Why does he hate it?  Why does he oppose it?  If it’s because it kills an innocent human being (which it does), then why does he defer to choice of the woman in determining whether or not the child is allowed to live?  If all life is valuable (e.g., someone can’t arbitrarily kill a toddler), why should the life of the pre-born be a “disagreement of conscience?”  On the other hand, if it doesn’t kill an innocent human being, what’s the big deal?  If it is just a blob of tissue (which we all are, by the way), why hate and oppose its removal?  Rudy’s stance is completely illogical, and one of the primary reasons (no pun intended) I won’t be voting for him unless I have to.

Andrew doesn’t miss a thing

Andrew doesn’t miss a thing

Angela just told me this story:

I just started a Mr. Rogers for Andrew and he asked me,  “Is he gonna visit Mike and Jeannie?”

I said, “Who are Mike and Jeannie?”

He said, “They are on K-lub and someone says don’t miss Mike and Jeannie tomorrow morning.”

What a cool boy, eh? 😛