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Happy Tax Freedom Day!

Happy Tax Freedom Day!

Today marks the first day of the year Americans would actually start working for themselves (as opposed to the government) if our tax burden were paid up front. Three months and 22 days to pay off our “debt” to the government. Very nice. To celebrate, watch the video below. For more information, the Tax Foundation is a good place to start.

Tax (tr. v): To make difficult or excessive demands upon

Tax (tr. v): To make difficult or excessive demands upon

“Happy” Tax Day to you all. No, that’s not the “correct” definition of tax for today, though it’s not far off. Funny how close they are in practical terms. I hate April 15. Every year as I submit my taxes, I pray I haven’t messed something up that will cause an obscene amount of pain and financial anguish should the bogeymen of the IRS come knocking. Years ago, Jay Leno, in his monologue said something like this: “Bill Clinton said he dreams of a day when people can call the IRS and get a straight answer. Well, I dream of a day when you can call the IRS and get a disconnected message.” I agree, and there is hope, if ever so faint.

But, to bring a little mirth to this dreary and dreadful day, I bring you an ode to the product that has taken at least some of the fear of Tax Day away, Turbo Tax:

I missed my calling

I missed my calling

I just found this REALLY cool Greek Study Bible website and pointed it out to a couple friends of mine who are also students of Koine.  One of them noted that, on this site, verbs are highlighted in red and nouns in blue.  He felt this contradicted the popular romantic poem.  My efforts to show that this was not the case led me to afflict the world with my attempts at poetry (ish):

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